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	Do you know a schmuck? Would you like to communicate your opinion of him or her? Then download a free PhD in Schmuckology diploma. (See the instructions below to download a full-size version.) You can write in the name of the schmuck, and give it to him or her. Perhaps you might give the diploma anonymously by putting it in a company mailbox, especially if the schmuck is your boss.
	Download and Print Instructions There are two diplomas to choose from. Each is in a PDF file format. You will need Adobe Acrobat Reader to print these files after you download them. For grayscale printers, download a diploma with a grayscale seal. For color printers, download a diploma with a color seal. After you have downloaded the diploma to your PC or Mac, print the diploma in portrait mode using Adobe Acrobat Reader. The diploma has already been rotated so it will print as if you had specified landscape mode (horizontally oriented, as a real diploma is oriented).